PRESS & MEDIA OF RACEPTANEN
We all know the importance of press, to keep ourselves updated, to feed ourselves with healthy new products without looking at the nutrtition facts (because the ad said it's healthy) & to also feed our 'FOMO'.
These are Raceptanen's Media Outlets:
"Celebritanija Flash"
Who does not want to miss out on which underwear a celebrity starts wearing the next day? Celebritanija dives deep into the world of celebrities and follows every footstep into their house, so you don't have to.
'SCHANSEN ELISSEE (R)'
A dark satirical media outlet & headphones brand, founded by Guzman Hussman Mann Djousmun, who started as a 64-year-old oil plant engineer, then resigned, founded the SCHANSEN ELISSEE (R) firm and died.
Today it serves as the hotspot for satirical dark media outlet and headphones brand for Raceptanijan Musicians.
Artist vygore also uses SCHANSEN ELISSEE (R) headphones and audio equipment, as these mark super duper high quality in the Raceptanijan market.
SCHANSEN ELISEE (R) are made in Raceptanen.
"WALM TIWI" (TV BROADCAST / 4G/5G/6G)
Just like in the real world, there is a left-leaning television. WALM's philosophy is clear:
"The world is a scary place and I want mom to hold me all life long."
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"WARM TIWI" (TV Broadcast / 2G)
Despite of the color tone being rather 'cold' than WARM, this TV channel is honest about their view on the world:
"WE WOKE UP, WE TOLD YOU, WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, ONLY RACEPTANEN FOREVER, NO ALIENS ONLY US. FVCK JUNA SANJI. DEATH TO THE MPL-RACEPTANEN-A!"
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Who is going to tell them, that 90% of Raceptanen's economy is driven my immigration forces? And what? "Juna doesn't care"? They certainly do, which is why they stopped giving a darn about WARM.
Aaah, such heartwarming words...
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